Fat Ballerinas

our local english news rag (much like the NewTimes, and such) called BCN Week has some pretty entertaining information on Barcelona, and keeps us feeling that although we cannot read the real newspapers we still get some news. well this week, they published these quite prophetic horoscopes. just a little insight, that living abroad has not been all lollipops and sunshine, and that i have fallen to relying on the supernatural for advice.

Leo – Ahh, you’re growing as a person, aren’t you? So sweet. Yes, I know it sucks that all this growth is oftentimes accompanied by screaming thoughts and tears, but just think about how much stronger you’re going to be. Reach into your back pocket and pull out a little more patience. You’ll soon see some delicious reward – perhaps not the reward you’d imagine, but reward just the same.

Cancer – Boy, did I ever get wasted last weekend. I got so drunk that I fell and hit my head against the floor so hard that I tasted metal. Thank god you were there to help me up. You’ve been doing that a lot recently, haven’t you? Reaching out to help others is a trait that too few of us polish to such a shine as you have. Keep up the good work, but can I suggest that you look to your left? There’s someone quite close to you who needs a hand, but you’d never guess it because they’re managing a dignified collapse.